By way of a change I'm going to show what I found this morning. At first, looking with sleepy eyes through a side door that leads to the garden, I saw what appeared to be a distant airplane in the sky. That is, until I looked again... properly. It was an insect on the door window.
It has been there all day, showing no sign of life let alone shifting.

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Here it is again, cropped for a better view.
Well that's the rear view, the next one is the front of the insect
The neighbours have been in to see it but neither they nor I have ever seen an insect like it. If anyone has any knowledge, perhaps you'd be kind enough to let me know.