A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12
pieces.
She said 'Only Six - I'd never manage to eat all 12 pieces.'
She said 'Only Six - I'd never manage to eat all 12 pieces.'
As a child, the
wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.
Was he an only child?
No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!
Was he an only child?
No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!
Goldilocks And The Three Bears
Q. What steps do you take when a bear is chasing you?
A. Very big ones!
A. Very big ones!
