Friends

01 October 2012

Monday Mirth





A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces.
She said 'Only Six - I'd never manage to eat all 12 pieces.'



As a child, the wicked magician always wanted to saw people in half.
Was he an only child?
No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!


Goldilocks And The Three Bears

Q. What steps do you take when a bear is chasing you?
A. Very big ones!


19 comments:

Akelamalu said...

Thanks for the laughs today Valerie. x

Brian Miller said...

a man? smiles....ha joan is awesome...happy monday val...hope you have a great week!

Valerie said...

Thanks Brian, Joan always makes me laugh. Hope your week provides plenty of smiles.

Valerie said...

Thanks Pearl.

Mel said...

I know my Monday's start with a smile every time I come here.

Joan made me giggle with her one liners she kept tossing out there....

DeniseinVA said...

I love coming here on a Monday morning and I leave with a big smile on my face. As I am not really a morning person, that's hard to do! Thanks Valerie!

Ron said...

Valerie, this post is FAB-U-LOUS!!!!

"No, he had lots of half-brothers and sisters!

Bwhahahahhahhhaha!

And I adored the Joan Rivers clip! She cracks me up! Last year I watch her documentary called, "A Piece Of Work." If you ever get the chance to see it, I think you would LOVE it!

Thanks for the awesome Monday Mirth!

Have a super Monday.....X

Valerie said...

Ron, I hadn't heard of the Joan Rivers documentary. I will certainly look out for it. Glad you enjoyed this clip of her in action.

Lea said...

That's a great way to start a month -- full of laughter! :)

Thank you so much Valerie. Your humor is a blessing and you can put it on a post like this and on your stories which I always love reading.

Valerie said...

Hi Lea, I agree that we should start weeks and months with a good laugh. It must be awful being serious the whole time.

Jenny Woolf said...

A good collection this week, Valerie. Thank you!

Star said...

Lovely funnies today Valerie. Thank you for those.

HermanTurnip said...

"Q. What steps do you take when a bear is chasing you?
A. Very big ones!"

Soooo true! This was the thought going through my mind as I ran up Mt. Whitney a couple of weeks ago. Bears are known to roam the area, and I didn't want to wind up as a snack! Heh....

Jimmy said...

In clean white coats to take me away, yes I remember working Ha Ha

Montanagirl said...

You always make me smile!!

Valerie said...

Hey, Jimmy, so do I... grins.

Hi Herman. Climbing AND facing bears... oh my, now that IS dangerous.

Ranita Sinha said...

These days m not so regular because of some personal engagements but always try to come here and read your fabs..leaving with a big smile :)..love your post..have a great week..

Valerie said...

Hi Ranita, thank you. Don't worry about it. I'm pleased to see you any time, YOUR time. Hope you are well.

Pat said...

These were great this week, Val! I'm not a big fan of Joan Rivers, but she had me laughing!