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08 October 2012

Monday Mirth


A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts: "Did you find the shampoo?"
She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine." 


In an East African newspaper:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE 
SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.

An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS. 
WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

From the "Soviet Weekly”
WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.







A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. 
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks. 
"Hanging myself," the blond replies. 
"It should be around your neck" says the guard. 
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe".  

15 comments:

Sam!! said...

Such a cuteeeeeeeee blog..loved being here..:)

Thanks for sharing such cute n sweet stuff here..:)

Take care

Sam..

Akelamalu said...

Love 'em!

Brian Miller said...

ha i like the blond man one...and the pigeons...oh my....smiles...happy monday val

Mel said...

Welcome to the start of a new week!

And can ya tell I'm smiling...

<-- smiling!!

Don't unplug your hub. said...

Thanks for this Valerie.

Pat said...

I like the dog's slant on life!

A blonde MAN joke, nice change of pace! :)

Valerie said...

Thank you Sam!! Nice to meet you.

Me too, Pearl.

I like the pigeons, too, Brian. Happy Monday to you.

faye said...

Love the jokes....
not being blonde I especially
love those.......

Happy Monday Val.!!

Banker Chick said...

Very funny, Some good jokes to steal, I love the doggy one.

DeniseinVA said...

Leaving, chuckling big time. Thanks Valerie, you do find the greatest Monday Mirths to share.

Ron said...

"She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."

Bwhahahahahahaha! OMG..that CRACKED ME UP, Valerie!

As well as the one about the monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And as well as the one about the blond man in jail!!!!!!!!

Oh hell, I LOVED them ALL!

Thanks for the great laughs, dear lady! I so enjoy your Monday Mirth!

Hope you had a super day....X

Jimmy said...

Gives a whole new meaning to catching a snowflake on your tongue Ha Ha

Thanks for the laughs Valerie.

HermanTurnip said...

"Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Bizarrely genius! Hehehe...thanks for making my Monday!

Valerie said...

Hi Banker Chick. You MAY steal, I do :O)

Hi Ron, I'm glad you liked ALL the jokes. It's fun finding them, you know.

Hi Jimmy, your welcome. It's been a long time since I caught snowflakes on the tongue...lol.

Hi Herman, that was the one that broadened my smile.

Lea said...

I wasn't able to get online the past days.. I was late to have this on my Monday but definitely a good laugh for my mid-week! Thank you, Valerie!