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Showing posts with label a smile and a moan. Show all posts
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11 December 2014

A smile, a moan, and a groan

I see Captcha has infiltrated a few blogs without being asked. I have my preferences set to NOT having it but it seems to have been ignored. The MOST annoying thing, though, is having to prove I'm not a robot on my own blog. Actually I couldn't see the point in typing a few numbers until I did a search and discovered that we need to prove we're not computerised people! I checked in the mirror and found I am definitely a person. Still, you only have my word for that!

Notification of comments on the blog is very haphazard lately, sometimes I get them, sometimes I don't. It's all very frustrating. Whatever happened to CHOICE or at the very least CONSULTATION?

Still, as it's getting very near Christmas, I'll stop moaning. 

I went to a Christmas lunch today and managed to pinch a few cracker jokes. They're not as groan-worthy as some ... see for yourself.

Q. What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A. Please close the door, I'm dressing!

Q. What is grey and has four legs and a trunk?
A. A mouse going on holiday!

Q. What did the hat say to the scarf?
A. You hang around while I go on ahead.




Okay, groan all you like - I can't hear you!