28 May 2010

Corresponding Cars (Repeat)

The only available space on the supermarket car park was between two of those monstrous vehicles which have all but taken over the country's highways. Cursing my bad luck I maneuvered the old Ford between them and climbed out. I had already toured the parking lot in search of the Audi but there was no sign of it. Yet again I was first to arrive.

Initially, months ago, I was thrilled to see the stylish red automobile in the adjoining space. I studied its gleaming contour and gazed with admiration at the luxurious interior, red leather seats and polished wood dash. But as the weeks passed I found it unnerving and silently petitioned him to park elsewhere. Notice I said him. To my mind it had to be a man driving such a car, a white shirted, pin-striped executive. It was stupid, I know, but I felt pursued. I got to wondering if I was being deliberately hounded; not too difficult a task since my car was easily identifiable ... there weren't too many white Fiestas sporting Micky Mouse logos on the doors.

For weeks I wandered the supermarket aisles scrutinizing male countenances, searching for an indication of acquaintance and pivoting with a reproving retort on my lips each time I was accidentally nudged. When nothing dramatic occurred I began weaving fantasies about the Audi driver, dismissing the stalker theory and conjuring up an image of a tall, lean individual with eyes like the deepening twilight, sun-browned skin, and silky black hair. He would carry the Telegraph and a multicoloured golfing umbrella - the latter, together with his car, being the only colours he allowed himself to display. To my inventive mind the sombreness of his attire was the cause of his obsession with the cartoon character on my dilapidated car.

Then one drizzly Friday he parked across the yellow dividing line, monopolising half my area as well as his own. I was so cross I pushed a note in his wipers informing him that another half-an-inch would have resulted in a fusing of paintwork and suggesting that he watch it in future. The following Friday his reply was impaled on my aerial, a torn-out diary page fluttering like an official ensign. The message, written in black in a distinctive style characteristic of a professional man, implied that I should be grateful he maintained a hairs-breadth distance, adding that a life can be saved by half-an-inch. I screwed the note into a ball and tossed it into the hawthorn hedge, thinking what an obnoxious creature he was.

After a profusion of memoranda ... ranging between caustic and cryptic, then becoming kind of matey and at times romantic ... we met. Needless to say the encounter was unplanned. Armed with acquisitions from the in-store bakery and the wines and spirits section, he arrived at his car while I was affixing my latest missive. He was exactly as I imagined, except the eyes smiled more and his mouth was more sensual.

Without a word he took the paper and scanned the message I had composed, though for the life of me I couldn't remember what it was. My brain was paralysed by his closeness and the dallying smile on his delectable mouth. I had a vague impression of using nouns like privacy and tryst but seeing that his cheerful grin remained intact I guessed I was mistaken. If I had considered the meeting earlier I would have expected to feel embarrassed … I would not have anticipated the electrifying excitement coursing through my veins.

'We obviously think alike,' he said. 'I wanted to ask, but hadn't sufficient nerve.'

Only then did I recall my boldly written words, inviting him to stop hiding behind respectability and arrange a secluded assignation. I had felt safe being brazen with only an inanimate motorcar as witness. Indeed, leaving the saucy proposition had seemed a huge joke. I never dreamed the Audi owner and I might actually come together.


Parked between a Mitsubishi and a Land-Cruiser, I climbed out and locked the car door, pausing to sweep a bunch of leaves from the bonnet. Autumn was not my favourite season. I appreciated its pulchritude but not the soggy mess beneath my feet on rainy days. So much had happened since that incredible day I hardly noticed the weather change. Not surprising when you consider my perpetually dazed state.

With memories of theatre visits, pub lunches and candlelit dinners occupying my mind I headed for the tree-lined walkway where the shopping trolleys were moored. Knowing the Audi would be there when I returned I practically skipped past the Rowans with their juicy clusters of red berries. The church clock began to chime, its heavy brass fingers glistening in the early autumn sun. Nine o'clock and all's well. Seizing an abandoned trolley I hurried towards the revolving door, anxious to get in and get out in record time.

Fifty minutes later I loaded my purchases in the boot of my car. The Mitsubishi had gone and the Audi was in its place. I sniffed the air, relishing the smell of baking bread, taking my time, savouring the moment before detaching the week-to-view diary page from the aerial. December '09. Saturday 12 was ringed in black. Nervously I read the inscription. An acceptable date for a wedding, don't you think? Say yes - make my Christmas complete.

I was stunned, yet exhilarated. Neurotic butterflies flew around my gut. My normally sound judgment deserted me, leaving me mentally incoherent and flushing like an adolescent. As if they had developed minds of their own my fingers began the frantic search for my diary. Unnecessarily. I knew I had nothing on in December. Absolutely nothing at all. Would the coppery leaves still be around, I wondered, tuning in to a vision of antique cream bridal wear wading through crisp amber leaves on the arm of the most handsome man in town. At last my fingers closed on the diary and I riffled the pages until I reached December. There was one entry for that day, a hair appointment at ten.

On cue the church clock struck the hour as if to confirm the time. Perfect, I thought, tearing out the page on which to scribble my reply. Yes, I wrote, using my green ballpoint pen, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.


  1. My friend read this and told me I should read it, when I asked which blog she was on and she said yours I knew it would be a good one. We both enjoyed this love reading everything you write.
    .......:-) Hugs

  2. I don't know how I missed this the first time you posted it, but I'm really, really glad I didn't miss it now...What a LOVELY story...such a happy ending! A great way to start the weekend! Love, Janine XO

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  4. Your writing brings me right in. I love your narrative voice. Thank you for another gem :)

  5. Hi Valerie:)

    Wonderful story. It is amazing to see how you spin stories out of trivial things and make the readers excited and keep them guessing what will happen next,next,next....

    Yes, I agree.Sometimes romances happen out of trivial things.

    Best wishes Valerie:)

  6. Thanks again Val for sharing your superb writing talent to your adoring audience. I am thoroughly entertained once again. Take care.

  7. Well done luv! Interesting way to start up a relationship, wot?

    I dinna ken how many times some blighter 'as parked over th' line~OY! Bu' I wouldna leave a note, worries; nothin' bad doin' 'ere.

    And ta much ;)

  8. Oh wonderful - a true love story! :)

  9. I began reading your work on your other blog, and found myself settling in for a good night of reading. I came here, and am not disappointed. I keep saying again and again that I don't know how you do it, my friend...but you get the reader into your story....the details (and the humor) are marvelously done, and I applaud you...and I can't wait to read more of your writings. You are a splendid author, Val. The more I read, the more I want to read...
    Much love,


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