17 December 2012

Christmas Monday Mirth

Q: How long does it take to burn a candle down? 

A: About a wick.

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.

"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

What you can call a polar bear which wears ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!


Montanagirl said...

Oh my gosh, Valerie! I'll be smiling and chuckling all day! LOVE the Santa while texting cartoon a lot!!! Have a great week.

HermanTurnip said...

Heh...fantastic collection there! My favorite?

"Before the store opened."


Banker Chick said...

I am Monday Mirthing on Tuesday and now I have to catch up on A Summer Chill. I am finally catching up on my Blog Reading lists. Busy time of the year.

Banker Chick said...

I am Monday Mirthing on Tuesday and catching up on A Summer Chill. This is busy time of year.

Paul Forster said...

Like the snowmen with their carrot noses. Thanks for sharing le funnies!

Lea said...

I love them all! Great Christmas collection of laughs :)