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Q: How long does it take to burn a candle down?
A: About a wick.
A: About a wick.
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It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he
asked the prisoner,"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."
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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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What
you can call a polar bear which wears ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
Oh my gosh, Valerie! I'll be smiling and chuckling all day! LOVE the Santa while texting cartoon a lot!!! Have a great week.
ReplyDeleteHeh...fantastic collection there! My favorite?
ReplyDelete"Before the store opened."
Hehehe....
I am Monday Mirthing on Tuesday and now I have to catch up on A Summer Chill. I am finally catching up on my Blog Reading lists. Busy time of the year.
ReplyDeleteI am Monday Mirthing on Tuesday and catching up on A Summer Chill. This is busy time of year.
ReplyDeleteLike the snowmen with their carrot noses. Thanks for sharing le funnies!
ReplyDeleteI love them all! Great Christmas collection of laughs :)
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