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11 March 2012

Monday Mirth



On a lighter note

The older a man gets the more ways he learns to part his hair. Some men pull what little they have around their head to cover their baldness. However, as a man gets even older he realises there are basically only three ways to wear his hair: parted, unparted and departed.

and finally

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed.
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14 comments:

  1. Jinksy12 March 2012 at 10:48

    LOL! Loved your alternative definition!s

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  2. Akelamalu12 March 2012 at 11:19

    LOL thanks for the laughs today Valerie. :)

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  3. Brian Miller12 March 2012 at 11:24

    ha...i like that last bit...i guess i would be deshrunk...smiles.

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  4. DeniseinVA12 March 2012 at 11:58

    A good chuckle and a great way to start the day. Thanks Valerie!

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  5. Montanagirl12 March 2012 at 14:30

    I'm smiling!!

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  6. L. D. 12 March 2012 at 15:08

    I am not an electrician but that was delightful.

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  7. Ron12 March 2012 at 15:12

    HILARIOUS video, Valerie!!!!!

    And I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE those two lighter note extras!!!!!!!!

    "parted, unparted and departed."

    Bwhahahahahahahahaha!

    "electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed."

    BRILLIANT!!

    Thanks so much for sharing the awesome Monday Mirth, dear lady!

    Happy Monday to ya!

    X

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  8. Valerie12 March 2012 at 15:21

    Your welcome, Pearl.

    Good one, Brian.

    Hi Denise. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away.

    I like to see you smiling, Mona.

    Thanks, Larry.

    Your welcome. Ron. I owe you.

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  9. Stella Jones12 March 2012 at 16:14

    Very clever and funny too! Just perfect for a Monday.

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  10. septembermom12 March 2012 at 16:59

    Very clever Valerie! I like that "departed" choice about men's hair. I think my husband's will be departing eventually too.

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  11. Susan Kane12 March 2012 at 20:45

    Enjoyed the laugh this afternoon!

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  12. HermanTurnip13 March 2012 at 02:53

    "Oh, go on then!" Heh....this guy is too much! :-)

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  13. Valerie13 March 2012 at 07:32

    Monday is a good day for a laugh, Star.

    I'm glad you enjoyed it, Susan.

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  14. Pat13 March 2012 at 15:19

    It's been awhile since I've seen a man pull his hair all the way around his head to cover his bald spot. I think men are now embracing baldness since some men are just shaving their heads! Thank goodness because that whole "hair across the head" was NOT a good look! LOL!

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