On a lighter note
The older a man gets the more ways he learns to part his hair. Some men pull what little they have around their head to cover their baldness. However, as a man gets even older he realises there are basically only three ways to wear his hair: parted, unparted and departed.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed.