This would be funnier if it wasn't so true.
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you...
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be
released first
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere
04. People call at PM and ask, Did I wake you?
05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac
06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way
07. Things you buy now won't wear out
08. You can eat supper at PM
09. You can live without sex but not your
glasses
10. You get into heated arguments about pension
plans
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a
challenge
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no
matter who walks into the room
13. You sing along with elevator music
14. Your eyes won't get much worse
15. Your investment in health insurance is
finally beginning to pay off
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
than the national weather service
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends
because they can't remember them either
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down
to manageable size
19. You can't remember who sent you this list
20. AND YOU NOTICE THIS IS IN BIG PRINT FOR YOUR
CONVENIENCE
Forward this to everyone you can remember right
now!
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping
pill and a laxative on the same night
"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahhahahaha! OMG Valerie, that is HILARIOUS!
GREAT post!!!! I'm sitting here sipping by morning coffee and getting some wonderful laughs before I start my day!
Thank you, my friend!
X to you and Charlie!
Ron, Heehee I liked that one as well. Have a good day.
ReplyDeleteOh Valerie, these were so funny and true at the same time, talking with a friend that I went to school with, we realized that our memories aren't that good anymore, we can go over things that happened 40 to 50 years ago, but he couldn't remember what he had called to tell me...
ReplyDeleteJimmy, I'm in the same position.... I can remember years back but not things that happened recently. I am told this is normal... I just think it's a damn nuisance lololol
ReplyDeleteNow I'm not as worried about being a hostage.
ReplyDeleteWonderful list, sad, but true. I've been using my right knee to forecast the weather for years.
ReplyDeletePoor you, Janet. I think my barometer is in the spine.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! It all rings true. Thanks for making me laugh.
ReplyDeleteOh my! How true. But I'm smiling as I write that...:)
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, Valerie, this was a funny post and even more so because many of us could identify with some of these listed items. Now, if I could only remember who to send these too (just kidding).
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Carole.
ReplyDeleteThis really tickled my funny bone, thanks Valerie. Yes I can relate :)
ReplyDeleteYou are welcome, Denise. I can relate too!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like I have some fun things to look forward to, Val. Thanks for sharing and it's good to know that sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix. =) Take care.
ReplyDeleteHaha, love it!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I did enjoy this!
ReplyDeleteThere were some good ones in that list ... I think I'm experiencing a few of them already. LOL
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh! :)