Animals who…..
- jump up uninvited
- bite
- snarl.
Begging
Call centres
Drivers who.....
- fail to indicate
- cut corners
- ignore speed warning systems
- ignore highway code
- cut in without warning
- cross traffic lights on red
Drunks
Failed technology
Guy Fawkes Night
Halloween
Hard selling
Instant messages
Joy riders
Keep fit fanatics
Lingering goodbyes
Mistakes!
Nutters
People who
- shout
- don’t hold doors for person behind
- allow toddlers to scream
- have no manners
- can’t control animals
Public lavatories with
- small cubicles; no room to move or sit
- grubby sinks and toilet pans
- defunct water taps
- overlarge waste bins taking up valuable space
Queue jumpers
Road rage
Shop assistants chatting to customers when there’s a queue
Telephone calls for…..
- advertising
- research
- surveys
Unhelpful Internet providers
Violence
Widgets that don’t work
Xrays
Yelling
Zoos
