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13 August 2012

Monday Mirth




 

Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"


15 comments:

Akelamalu said...

Thanks for the chuckles today Valerie. :)

Brian Miller said...

snort...that round earth one is pretty funny...though obviously not true you know...smiles.

Valerie said...

You're welcome, Pearl.

Obviously, Brian... smiles.

Montanagirl said...

Val, you are so funny. Thank you for the smiles!

Ron said...

OMG, Valerie, this post was BEYOND faaaaaaaaabulous!!!!!

You had me CRACKING up until I was choking on my coffee!!!!

The one about the ventriloquist made me HOWL! As well as...

"I would have gotten out today!"

Bwhahahahahahahahaha! HILARIOUS!

Thanks so much for the great laughs, dear lady!

Happy Monday!

X

Valerie said...

Ron, I will have to choose more jokes carefully... can't have you choking on coffee all the time...smiles.

Don't unplug your hub. said...

You cheered me up today Valerie.

Jenny Woolf said...

that pussy cat made me smile too :D

Ranita Sinha said...

At this night I m laughing alone..God forbid someone sees me will think I m nuts..pity that poor husband!!!..Why guys are always so mean??..Are we that bad..:P

Mel said...

ROFL

I love that G-d made the world round!
And I love the laughs--

Thank you, ma'am! Greatly appreciated.

faye said...

Good laughs as usual...
love the Monday Mirth.

HermanTurnip said...

Ahhh...too much! Bwahaha! Thanks for the laugh. My Monday really needed that. Ahhh....

Valerie said...

No we're not, Ranita, but there are comics out there who like to joke about us. We've got broad shoulders though, haven't we?

Herman, I'm glad I but a bright spark into your Monday. Keep laughing.

Pat said...

So THAT'S why the earth is ROUND! Just PROVES that God must be a WOMAN! Hahahahaha!

Jimmy said...

That is too good Ha Ha, 20 years later and I'm still walking in circles :)