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15 October 2012

Monday Mirth





Seen in Cocktail lounge, Norway: 
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.


A friend told the blond: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."
The blond then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." 


15 comments:

  1. This is a great way to start the day. Thanks Valerie.

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  2. ha ouch on the boy outside the house with the fight...and dang on twitter being down keeping the break up from happening...lol...what is this world coming to...

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  3. You make my Monday mornings start out with smiles. Thanks Valerie. Have a great week.

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  4. Very funny, I hope it's not on the 13th too!

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  5. You're welcome, John.
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    Brian, the trouble with the twitter one is that it's now true....
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    Pearl, I swear I could hear you chuckling.
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    Banker Chick... or even a Friday!
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  6. Valerie, once again you never fail deliver the BEST Monday Mirth!!!!

    LOVE THESE!

    The one about Twitter was flawless!

    And I also loved the one of the two guys in prison because I have a friend who does nothing but send email jokes ALL week long. And it drives me crazy because most of them are not even funny! I need to send him that cartoon as a HINT - HA!

    Thanks for the great laughs, dear lady! Have a marvi Monday!

    X

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  7. Love it... you have the best jokes
    and a great way to start the week !!

    Thanks for the smiles.!!

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  8. Hi Ron, oooh that prison joke is just right for your friend. Just don't tell him where you got it from...lol. My favourite is the twitter one. So glad you enjoyed this selection.

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  9. Oh Val, you are just tooo funny, and so are these little goodies that you post. Made me chuckle. Loved the monkey one.

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  10. Oh, it's a Twitter world!

    Awwww...and something's broken at the top of the web log here. :-(

    Don'tcha just hate when that happens?!

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  11. "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

    You've *got* to be kidding me! Heh...genius. I'm loving this Monday theme. Really helps to make Monday just a bit more bearable. :-)

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  12. Hi Herman, I'm glad I'm making your Mondays bearable :o)

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  13. Starting your week with a smile or a laugh gets you going. Thanks to Monday Mirth. Thanks, Valerie :)

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  14. I thought I had heard all the blonde jokes but this is a new one to me Valerie! :)

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