Borrowed from Oma's blog, for your amusement.
Does this
sound familiar?
MALE
VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A
new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
‘Please
note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling
customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this
new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
accessing their accounts.
After months
of careful research “MALE & FEMALE” procedures have been developed. Please
follow the appropriate steps for your gender.’
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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE
PROCEDURE:
(What
is really funny is that most of this part is the truth!!!!)
1.
Drive up to
cash machine.
2.
Reverse and back up
the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3.
Set parking brake,
put the window down.
4.
Find handbag,
remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5.
Tell person on cell
phone you will call them back and hang up.
6.
Attempt to
insert card into machine.
7.
Open car door to
allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from
the car.
8.
Insert card.
9.
Re-insert card
the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your
PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place
cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place
receipt in back of check book.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place
card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting
behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Re-dial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
NOTE FOR THE DAY is at the top of the sidebar
