Monday Mirth

From the church newsletter:

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

'I'd like 100 stamps' she says.

'What denomination,' asks the clerk.

'Oh, for Pete's sake, has it really come to this?' complains the woman. 'Well, okay, give me 50 Catholic, 10 Baptist, 20 Methodist, and 20 Presbyterian.'

Monday Mirth

If you are a lover of Pinot Grigio this might amuse you.

There is a new wine for senior citizens. A single glass at night could mean a peaceful uninterrupted night's sleep.

California vintners which primarily produce the Pinot range have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom at night.

The new wine will be marketed as Pino More.

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Laugh with Bob Newhart

Monday Mirth

Remember this? It sure takes me back.... as a youngster I loved listening to Bob Newhart