MEET ... RHOD GILBERT
A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'No, not my brother... he's an idiot!' She asks the doctor, 'Well, what's the girl's name?'
'Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?'
A Schoolteacher was arrested at Birmingham Airport as he attempted to board a flight. He was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At the morning press conference the Home Secretary said he believed the man to be a member of a notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.