MEET ... RHOD GILBERT
A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in
a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'No, not my brother... he's an idiot!' She asks the doctor, 'Well, what's the girl's name?'
'Denise.'
'Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?'
'Denephew.'
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A Schoolteacher was arrested at Birmingham Airport as he attempted to board a flight. He was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At the morning press conference the Home Secretary said he believed the man to be a member of a notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
weapons of math instruction.....oh my...that one is totally getting told at school today...smiles.
ReplyDeleteLove 'em Valerie!
ReplyDelete"'Denephew.'"
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahahahaha!
That CRACKED ME UP, VALERIE!!!
As well as the 'light bulb' one!
Once again, dear lady, you never fail to bring much mirth to my Mondays!
Thank you!!!!!!
Have a MARVI Monday!
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Brian, I guess it was clever but I wasn't too sure about the humour side.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Pearl.
Ron, I smiled at the Denephew. You too have a MARVI MONDAY.
You always make me chuckle! Thanks for the laughs. The video is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteOh my, these are just too good. I needed to have a good belly laugh or maybe a groan or two.
ReplyDeleteYay! Monday Mirth is back! That video absolutely killed. I laugh, but now I'll have this nagging fear next time I fly that when I go to claim my luggage, I'll find nothing but a handle. Hehehehe!
ReplyDeleteHerman, the comedian is new to me and since I laughed so much I thought I'd better share.
ReplyDeleteLOLOL Yes, it's Wednesday and I'm JUST getting to the mirth of Monday--which, I'll confess, is very well needed and received.
ReplyDeleteI loved the video--and 'Denephew'. *laughing*