A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts: "Did you find
the shampoo?"
She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
In
an East African newspaper:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE
SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.
An
advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.
WRITERS
ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
From the "Soviet Weekly”
WRITERS
ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.
A blond man is in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by
his feet.
"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"It should be around your neck" says the guard.
"I tried that," he replies, "but then I couldn't
breathe".
Such a cuteeeeeeeee blog..loved being here..:)
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing such cute n sweet stuff here..:)
Take care
Sam..
ha i like the blond man one...and the pigeons...oh my....smiles...happy monday val
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the start of a new week!
ReplyDeleteAnd can ya tell I'm smiling...
<-- smiling!!
Thanks for this Valerie.
ReplyDeleteI like the dog's slant on life!
ReplyDeleteA blonde MAN joke, nice change of pace! :)
Thank you Sam!! Nice to meet you.
ReplyDeleteMe too, Pearl.
I like the pigeons, too, Brian. Happy Monday to you.
Love the jokes....
ReplyDeletenot being blonde I especially
love those.......
Happy Monday Val.!!
Very funny, Some good jokes to steal, I love the doggy one.
ReplyDeleteLeaving, chuckling big time. Thanks Valerie, you do find the greatest Monday Mirths to share.
ReplyDelete"She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
ReplyDeleteBwhahahahahahaha! OMG..that CRACKED ME UP, Valerie!
As well as the one about the monkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And as well as the one about the blond man in jail!!!!!!!!
Oh hell, I LOVED them ALL!
Thanks for the great laughs, dear lady! I so enjoy your Monday Mirth!
Hope you had a super day....X
Gives a whole new meaning to catching a snowflake on your tongue Ha Ha
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs Valerie.
"Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Bizarrely genius! Hehehe...thanks for making my Monday!
ReplyDeleteHi Banker Chick. You MAY steal, I do :O)
ReplyDeleteHi Ron, I'm glad you liked ALL the jokes. It's fun finding them, you know.
Hi Jimmy, your welcome. It's been a long time since I caught snowflakes on the tongue...lol.
Hi Herman, that was the one that broadened my smile.
I wasn't able to get online the past days.. I was late to have this on my Monday but definitely a good laugh for my mid-week! Thank you, Valerie!
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