17 December 2012

Christmas Monday Mirth

Q: How long does it take to burn a candle down? 

A: About a wick.

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.

"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

What you can call a polar bear which wears ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!


  1. Oh my gosh, Valerie! I'll be smiling and chuckling all day! LOVE the Santa while texting cartoon a lot!!! Have a great week.

  2. Heh...fantastic collection there! My favorite?

    "Before the store opened."


  3. I am Monday Mirthing on Tuesday and now I have to catch up on A Summer Chill. I am finally catching up on my Blog Reading lists. Busy time of the year.

  4. I am Monday Mirthing on Tuesday and catching up on A Summer Chill. This is busy time of year.

  5. Like the snowmen with their carrot noses. Thanks for sharing le funnies!

  6. I love them all! Great Christmas collection of laughs :)


If you're new to A Mixed Bag you might find something to interest you, a bit of mirth, a story or two, or some pictures. I'm so pleased you popped in, do leave a comment if you have time.