When a blonde woman's dog goes missing, she is frantic.
Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.
"Here boy!" she replies.
Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.
"Here boy!" she replies.
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Light travels more quickly than sound,
which is why some people appear to be bright until you finally hear them speak.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and another to change it back again.
Two blondes find three
hand grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
and finally
One beautiful Sunday morning, the priest announced to his congregation: 'My good people. I have here in my hands three sermons .. a £100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a £50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a £10 sermon that lasts a full hour. Now, we'll take a collection and see which one you have chosen.
