Sorry, it's John Bishop again. You will be thinking he's the only comedian on YouTube. Finding suitable videos to suit all tastes is becoming quite difficult ... if I don't find different comics soon I might have to terminate the Monday Mirth.
The boss was making a speech to one of his workers on the occasion of his retirement. 'As a symbol of gratitude, we have created this special gold watch to serve as a reminder of your many years with our company. It needs a lot of winding up, is always a little late, and every day at a quarter to five it stops working.'