07 January 2013

Monday Mirth

As someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

Dear  Milkman. Please send me a form for cheap milk. I have a baby two months old and didn't know about it until a neighbour told me. 

Last winter was the warmest that I can remember. I don't know if that is a sign of global warming or Alzheimer's disease.

A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mail man to make his rounds. 

A neighbour, noticing her repeated trips to the kerb, asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.  

Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail".


  1. no you need the exercise...ha....wonder if he could give me something so i do sleep walk...smiles.

  2. Hmmm, wonder where you'd walk to, Brian... grins.

  3. :-)
    There's something about smiling on Monday's that is really, really GOOD! ;-)

  4. HaHa....Always love your Monday Mirth posts!

  5. Love em all..... the British survey almost got tea spatter on my monitor..

    Thanks for the giggles... always
    much appreciated !!

    Happy Monday

  6. Thanks for these. I needed a good laugh on a Monday morning.

  7. Valerie, every single one of these gave me a huge chuckle!!!

    Especially loved the second cartoon!!!

    And this made me HOWL....

    "Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail"."


    Thanks for the great Mirth, dear lady. Loved it!


  8. Hmi Ron. You mean .......... It was a joke? Grins.

  9. Oh yeah, that "begging" cartoon really did it for me. In fact, I'd be surprised if it's not being used by somebody right now. Genius! Heh!

  10. You amuse me every Monday morning.


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