07 January 2013

Monday Mirth

As someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

Dear  Milkman. Please send me a form for cheap milk. I have a baby two months old and didn't know about it until a neighbour told me. 

Last winter was the warmest that I can remember. I don't know if that is a sign of global warming or Alzheimer's disease.

A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mail man to make his rounds. 

A neighbour, noticing her repeated trips to the kerb, asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.  

Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail".


Brian Miller said...

no you need the exercise...ha....wonder if he could give me something so i do sleep walk...smiles.

Valerie said...

Hmmm, wonder where you'd walk to, Brian... grins.

Mel said...

There's something about smiling on Monday's that is really, really GOOD! ;-)

Montanagirl said...

HaHa....Always love your Monday Mirth posts!

faye said...

Love em all..... the British survey almost got tea spatter on my monitor..

Thanks for the giggles... always
much appreciated !!

Happy Monday

L. D. Burgus said...

Thanks for these. I needed a good laugh on a Monday morning.

Ron said...

Valerie, every single one of these gave me a huge chuckle!!!

Especially loved the second cartoon!!!

And this made me HOWL....

"Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail"."


Thanks for the great Mirth, dear lady. Loved it!


Valerie said...

Hmi Ron. You mean .......... It was a joke? Grins.

HermanTurnip said...

Oh yeah, that "begging" cartoon really did it for me. In fact, I'd be surprised if it's not being used by somebody right now. Genius! Heh!

Banker Chick said...

You amuse me every Monday morning.