As someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
Dear
Milkman. Please send me a form for cheap milk. I have a baby two months
old and didn't know about it until a neighbour told me.
Last
winter was the warmest that I can remember. I don't know if that is a sign of
global warming or Alzheimer's disease.
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was
even time for the mail man to make his rounds.
A neighbour, noticing her repeated trips to the kerb, asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail".
A neighbour, noticing her repeated trips to the kerb, asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail".
no you need the exercise...ha....wonder if he could give me something so i do sleep walk...smiles.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, wonder where you'd walk to, Brian... grins.
ReplyDelete:-)
ReplyDeleteThere's something about smiling on Monday's that is really, really GOOD! ;-)
HaHa....Always love your Monday Mirth posts!
ReplyDeleteLove em all..... the British survey almost got tea spatter on my monitor..
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles... always
much appreciated !!
Happy Monday
Thanks for these. I needed a good laugh on a Monday morning.
ReplyDeleteValerie, every single one of these gave me a huge chuckle!!!
ReplyDeleteEspecially loved the second cartoon!!!
And this made me HOWL....
"Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail"."
Bwhahahahahahhaahhaa!
Thanks for the great Mirth, dear lady. Loved it!
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Hmi Ron. You mean .......... It was a joke? Grins.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that "begging" cartoon really did it for me. In fact, I'd be surprised if it's not being used by somebody right now. Genius! Heh!
ReplyDeleteYou amuse me every Monday morning.
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