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A man
walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places.’
The
doctor said, ‘Well, don't go there anymore.’
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband
stalking around with a fly swatter. ‘What are you doing,’ she asked.
‘Hunting flies,’ he said.
‘Killed any?’ she asked.
‘Yep,’ he replied, ‘three males and two females!’
Intrigued, she asked how he could tell them apart.
To which he replied, ‘Easy. Three were on a beer can, two
were on the phone.’
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
Police arrested two kids
yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
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By way of a change, let's go back to John Bishop
Love these ... especially the
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Happy Monday
LOL thanks for the chuckles on the snowy morning Valerie. x
ReplyDeleteha. that one with the parents bawling out the teacher is true you know...ha...that one might show up in the teachers lounge today...some funny stuff...
ReplyDeleteThanks, Pearl. The snow came right in the middle of a roofing job.... no sign of the roofers this morning, duh!
ReplyDeleteI know it's true, Brian, and although the cartoon is amusing I think it's a poor state of affairs. Hope it raises a smile in the teachers' lounge.
*laughing* I DID mean to behave, yaknow!
ReplyDeleteThat's a keeper of a sign. I think we oughta blow it up and put it out front of my house! ;-)
Happy Monday, ma'am!
Thank you for the smile and laughter.
Wonderful, what a great way to start my Monday off. Thanks Valerie!
ReplyDeleteAlways a laugh!
ReplyDeleteI will behave as I have run out of all other options!!!
Valerie, as always, these are STELLAR!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh at the one about the chopsticks because when I was living in Japan, that's exactly what I went through. I could use them to pick up big pieces of food, however, I needed a fork or SPOON to pick up the rice!
LOVED the one about common sense leaving your body. Hilariously true!
Thanks for Monday Mirth, dear lady!
Enjoy your day! And I'm so envious that you got SNOW!
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Ron, chopsticks and I don't get on. I can hold them correctly but they go every which way if I try to pick up some food *grins*
ReplyDeleteChopsticks!
ReplyDeleteKarin and I went out for sushi this past weekend. I have a natural flair for the art of the chopstick, but the wife...struggles. I'm still cringing at the hapless, kneaded balls of once could have been considered "sushi" after the wife desperately tried to pick them up between those two sticks.
...I finally had the waiter bring her a fork :-)
I arrived late to your blog today - but I can go to bed chuckling! Thanks, Val.
ReplyDeleteHerman, that would be be EXACTLY. Poor Karin, I do sympathise... smiles.
ReplyDeleteAll funny stuff! I really like the clip. Very funny!
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