Friends

03 September 2012

Monday Mirth






Soybeans
While going through his wife's dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when asked about the curious items, she confessed:

"Over the years, I haven't been completely faithful to you."

"When I did fool around, I put a soybean in the drawer to remind myself of my indiscretion," she explained.

The farmer admitted that he had not always been faithful either, and therefore, was inclined to forgive and forget a few moments of weakness in his wife.

"I'm curious though," he said, "Where did the thirty dollars come from?"

"Oh that, " his wife replied, "Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!"

Middle age is the time in life when,
after pulling in your stomach,
you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach


9 comments:

Brian Miller said...

ok, i need to start some sit ups...smiles...that is a lot of soy bean you know...smiles....

Valerie said...

Sit ups, Brian? Is it that bad... smiles.

Ron said...

OMG, Valerie, that video clip of Sarah Millican is stellar! I've never heard of her before, but her comedic timing is BRILLIANT. I laughed my butt off!

Also, I loved the soybean joke!

Hilarious!

Thanks for the great Monday Mirth, dear lady. I so enjoy sitting here sipping my morning coffee and giggling every Monday.

Have an awesome day and week!

X

Valerie said...

There are some good female comics here, Ron ... I thought it was about time I included one. Watch that coffee next time... .smiles.

faye said...

another great selection of ...
love the soybean joke !!

Mel said...

Of course, being from farm country--all about the soybean laugh!

Montanagirl said...

I'm chuckling again, Val! I always get my smiles from you on Mondays!

HermanTurnip said...

"Well, when soybeans hit ten dollars a bushel, I sold out!"

Argh! Heh...too much! Classic. (I'm still giggling at that joke...)

septembermom said...

Great video. Love the stomach one too.