Apologies if I've shown this video clip before
EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER:
Number 8**
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7**
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6**
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5**
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4**
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3**
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7**
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6**
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5**
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4**
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3**
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2**
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."*
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."*
make him a sandwich, smiles....lol...that first one makes it sound like a disease you know...though i will say sex is a big part of life...smiles.
ReplyDeleteNo comment, Brian... smiles.
ReplyDeleteValerie, this whole post was HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteLOVED the video clip! That last line was BRILLIANT!
And this....
"Number 6**
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich."
Bwhahahahahahahhaha! That is so true!
Thanks for the great Monday morning laughs, dear lady!
Enjoy your day.....X
Am still smiling from your top 8, you are one special lady...:-)Hugs
ReplyDeleteLOVE this post, Val! You always make me smile.
ReplyDelete*laughing*
ReplyDeleteI think I lived number 2--and I'm gonna adopt the helpful hint about old age!
Ah...what a nice start to the workweek!
NOW I can go watch the clip!
love it !!
ReplyDeleteHey...the wife and I saw Wicked. I quite liked it. Is that a conversation killer? ;-)
ReplyDeleteHi all, I'm a bit pushed for time this morning and have only just published all your lovely comments. Thank you so much, I'm pleased to note that you all had a smile or two.
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