21 May 2012

Monday Mirth

Apologies if I've shown this video clip before


Number 8**
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7**
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6**
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5**
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4**
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3**
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2**
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."*


  1. make him a sandwich, first one makes it sound like a disease you know...though i will say sex is a big part of life...smiles.

  2. No comment, Brian... smiles.

  3. Valerie, this whole post was HILARIOUS!

    LOVED the video clip! That last line was BRILLIANT!

    And this....

    "Number 6**
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich."

    Bwhahahahahahahhaha! That is so true!

    Thanks for the great Monday morning laughs, dear lady!

    Enjoy your day.....X

  4. Am still smiling from your top 8, you are one special lady...:-)Hugs

  5. LOVE this post, Val! You always make me smile.

  6. *laughing*

    I think I lived number 2--and I'm gonna adopt the helpful hint about old age!

    Ah...what a nice start to the workweek!
    NOW I can go watch the clip!

  7. Hey...the wife and I saw Wicked. I quite liked it. Is that a conversation killer? ;-)

  8. Hi all, I'm a bit pushed for time this morning and have only just published all your lovely comments. Thank you so much, I'm pleased to note that you all had a smile or two.


If you're new to A Mixed Bag you might find something to interest you, a bit of mirth, a story or two, or some pictures. I'm so pleased you popped in, do leave a comment if you have time.