21 May 2012

Monday Mirth

Apologies if I've shown this video clip before


Number 8**
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7**
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6**
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5**
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4**
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3**
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2**
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."*


Brian Miller said...

make him a sandwich, first one makes it sound like a disease you know...though i will say sex is a big part of life...smiles.

Valerie said...

No comment, Brian... smiles.

Ron said...

Valerie, this whole post was HILARIOUS!

LOVED the video clip! That last line was BRILLIANT!

And this....

"Number 6**
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich."

Bwhahahahahahahhaha! That is so true!

Thanks for the great Monday morning laughs, dear lady!

Enjoy your day.....X

Bernie said...

Am still smiling from your top 8, you are one special lady...:-)Hugs

Montanagirl said...

LOVE this post, Val! You always make me smile.

Mel said...


I think I lived number 2--and I'm gonna adopt the helpful hint about old age!

Ah...what a nice start to the workweek!
NOW I can go watch the clip!

faye said...

love it !!

HermanTurnip said...

Hey...the wife and I saw Wicked. I quite liked it. Is that a conversation killer? ;-)

Valerie said...

Hi all, I'm a bit pushed for time this morning and have only just published all your lovely comments. Thank you so much, I'm pleased to note that you all had a smile or two.